Problems In America: Skanky Halloween Outfits


I get you want to look hot, trust me I do, but there’s nothing cute about wearing black cheeky underwear and calling yourself a cop. Look hot, by all means show a little cleavage and wear a snug dress but don’t let people see your butt. We don’t want to see it, maybe the drunken frat guy across the room is interested but I promise that 90% of us are mortified. Wearing outfits like this or this are just embarrassing, and if you plan on dancing you will without a doubt have a wardrobe malfunction and end up on someone’s snapchat.


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